"Holy Shit !" replies the Waddling Wonder, "But we see you next Tuesday, only 4 days from now!"
"Hmmm" ponders the Dr. as he deftly flings the lubricant-soaked latex from his hands. "Well, maybe or maybe not by Tuesday, but don't plan on that weekend collecting trip."
[ Over in the corner, huddling in his chair, the putative father thinks "A stitch in time ... ?" ]
"But, " counters the Mounded Mamma, "we still have a room to paint and diapers to sow!"
Grinning broadly the Vaginal Inspector suggests "So buy him that airless paint sprayer and start taping!" As he stretches the tape from bottom to top of uterus the eyes widen, "Now that's going to be keeper!". Then turning to peer over the abdominal horizon, "You are doing your perineal strectching?"
